Toya Lowkey Has Pressure with Phaedra
Episode 3
Question:
Cecil and Simone why are you at your grown ass trifling sons Myles and Michael condo cleaning it for them?!
Dr. G is outside cutting the hedges, and Sweet Tea is like come on in the house, come get this cat or whatever…
Mirror Mirror on the wall Toya if you not gon come hard for Phaedra, then sis don’t come for her at all!
This episode opens with Miss Quad Miss Quad cooking breakfast for her bae, King
He calls and goes Miss Quad Miss Quad where you at?
She like Bae I’m cooking breakfast…
He’s like come outside
And she like why you got the key and the code to get in the house
He asks her again to come outside
Quad opens the door as her man, her man, her man is pulling into the driveway with an a brand new all white rolls Royce…with a red bow on top
She is sooo giddy ...
He opens theh door she hops in and inspects all of its grandeur
We cut to her confessional where she is like my man, my man my man he owns a luxury rental car business sooo basically whatever he’s driving she’s going to be rolling like her man as well…
She goes I love it bae…
They open the trunk and pull out LV luggage
Then we cut to her confessional where King sits beside her and Quad is all smiles… and she is like God gave me a provider
They walk into the house Quad goes you’re going to get rolls Royce eggs…
King says he and Quad complete each other
Quad says she’s a tough cookie
He goes she’s a soft cookie
They they start gossiping about her birthday party
Asking her if she enjoyed it
She says she did
He goes it was drama free
She says how Tess told her she can feel the love blooming between them
They cut to Quad’s confessional where the producer asks her if she’s ready to have King’s baby…
Quad says I don’t think there is a person more suited for me to raise a child with…she says we gon have cute fine babies…and Hershey’s ain’t got nothing on them…
She tells King she spoke with her ob who says her cervix looks good and in about two weeks they can start IVF…Quad reveals she wants twins and he’s like oh you ready to go full throttle huh
Quad is like look I been married before the situation wasn’t right…
They cut to a video of her and Dr. G arguing while she was making breakfast and how he immediately was talking about them having a baby
Quad is like it was tumultuous filled with strife
But now she’s in a stressless situation and that King is the sugar honey iced tea beyotch…
Then they focus on the luggage cause Quad is sitting on the bag he goes we been to Paris 3 times this year she like yeah I know and you been clowing my suitcase… he says it was hurt
She gets off the box like is this…
She opens the box and inside is a Louis Vuitton suitcase that costs $3,650.00
Why is it heavy
He says there are rocks inside…but not those kind of rocks and he says I know what kind of rock you want…the one that sparkles..
Next Scene we cut to Dr. Eugene who has started his own private practice…
Toya and Avery are walking in
Dr. Eugene jokes like hey how ya’ll get past security
They laugh … ask him what’s going on
He’s like I’m installing a card reader for his clients
Avery asks why there’s a bed inside the room
Dr. Eugene explains that’s where his patients will like while he performs their procedures… then asks Avery what hormones are? He’s like you took sex ec
Avery is looking goofy trying to come up with an answer
Dr. Eugene encourages him like what’s the female hormone
Avery is like I got a C on it.
Dr. Eugene asks again
Avery is like the Vergina…
They all crack up …
Teacher! Where you at Why Avery ain’t paying attention in health class Lordt hammercy! Dr. Eugene get his flashcards out again, okay
Eugene is like NO! That’s the female organ you remember estrogen and testosterone man we went over this for your test
Toya tells Avery to sit down
Eugene is like your testosterone is about to go up because you’re going thru puberty
Here come Toya ass with the That’s when you have the wet dreams
Eugene is mortified – I don’t know why – he know how his wife is
He’s like Jesus don’t say that
Avery reveals that’s already happened
Toya is like you already had one!
Avery is like yeah
Toya asks what was it like
Ma’am
Eugene and Avery are like please stop
Euguene tries to go back to explaining about testosterone but Toya is too fixated on wet dreams
Eugene is embarrassed because he’s never seen a boy talk like this with his mom he’s like this is weird
He didn’t grow up like that
Toya is like why is this weird
Eugene keeps explaining how he’s going to get hair on his testicles
Toya is like do you have hair
Avery is like yes but mom. Come on
Eugene is like he’s 12
To this day Eugene tells his mama he don’t have sex hasn’t had it and Toya laughs
After their done messing with Avery she tells him to go have a seat and study real quick and they will talk more about the wet dreams and testicle hair on the ride home
They cut back to their confessional where Toya says Eugene’s mama belives he ain’t had sex either cause whenever they spend the night there is no door on the guest bedroom they sleep in.
Eugene is like why you have to be so raw
Ima be honest Toya being raw will keep her son’s honest about sex and they won’t be embarrassed to talk about it the more they’re open to express themselves.
Toya looks at Eugene did you hear him say he has hair on his balls
Eugene is like he’s 12 yes
Anyway Toya is like so boom we need to talk about our business…
We find out Dr. Eugene has been in his new practice Recharge Wellness for 9 months after transitioning from being an ER doctor
Recharge offers:
Weight loss strategies
Horomone balance therapy
Personalized treatment plans…
Toya is like we need to add botox
Eugene is a bit leery because he doesn’t want to bite off more than he can chew and is thinking if he decides to add botox he will bring in another doctor to administer it seeing as he’s pretty much a one man band … he doesn’t even have a receptionist yet
Toya is like I can answer the phones
Gene is like girl stop it
Toya is explaining to Eugene that adding botox is a no brainer seeing as she worked in marketing while working at Pfizer and Proctor and Gamble so she knows and is an expert…
Again Eugene is like I hear you and value your opinion and I’m open to that service but not yet
And Toya is like we need to do what makes money and sense…
…he’s like no … non.. anyway Toya turns to Eugene and is like let’s talk more about our business and money
Next Scene
Cecil and Simone
Why the hell did ya’ll put on them hazmat suits to go clean up after them trifling overgrown adult sons of ya’lls
Like seriously – this scene was annoying to me
We’ve watched over the years where Cecil and Simone have told Myle and Michael funky trifling asses to grow up and clean up after themselves and yet they haven’t done anything
Is Simone still paying rent cause if she is she needs to stop payment immediately…anyway they go in with the mop and bucket and are welcomed by what we know if man funk, we see trash, funky shoes, bottles, dirty dishes and God knows what else littering up the place
Anyway Simone is pissed
So Cecil uses that to transition into the conversation about Quad’s birthday party like are you mad at any of the ladies?
Simone is like you’ve heard of gender reveals right?
Cecil is like yeah,
So Simone goes well Quad had a boyfriend reveal and introduced to her man of over a year…
Production then cuts to Simone and Cecil confessional where Simone goes the fact that she’s just revealing her man to us shows she’s the same Quad and I’m going to have to agree…
Quad is very much giving acquaintance and ki-ki-ing for the cameras… what is she offering in the friend department for these ladies and come for me in the comments if you want to agreeing with Cecil like well with what happened in Napa can you blame her… you guys put her under the great inquisition where she was questioned relentlessly
But again – Quad is never around to hang out with the ladies who says she doesn’t return phone calls she doesn’t visit them but is ready to put on for the cameras… damn where her sista circle sistas at cause she was bout them and the love and friendship they showed her when she felt the ladies weren’t there for her while she and Dr. G were going thru their ish.. but did Quad really give them insight into what the hell was triggering the demise of that relationship?... Anyway Simone sees that the leopard ain’t changing its spots …Quad is giving coworker not friend but Cecil gon STAN and say if you embrace her she will come around and so will her man …
Anway they tally up the services for cleaning Michael and Myles’ condo and decide $425 is what they will bill them…
Next scene we cut to Tess preparing a little snacky snack for Phaedra and Tea…
Phadra arrives first sashays into the kitchen and compliments Tess on the presentation and Tess is like well all I did was replate the food into the platters
They pop the cork and allow the ki-ing shady shenanigan session to begin…
Tess brings up Whitnik and how the moment Tea saw Heavenly it was ON SIGHT for her and there was much pressure to be addressed…
Camera cuts to Tea going off on Damon and Heavenly… about Heavely’s big ass messy mouth and about Damon cheating
Tess admits to Phaedra that there were times where she wanted to choke the shit out of Heavenly for shit she’s said on social media
Producers then ask Tess why she has pressure with Heavenly
Tess like where the hell do I begin?
And says fool me once…
Then goes in on how Heavenly has talked about scott
Called him names
Talked about her
Called her names
Camera cuts to heavenly on her youtube channel where she posed the question Will Dr. Scott ever change his ways for Tess..
She goes they are in a functionally dysfunctional relationship
Then there was the time where asked do you think Scott is cheating?
Heavenly says men do what you allow them to do
And says heavenly is an arsonist and she likes to burn shit up
phaPha admits social media is th bane of this group’s existence
The door bell rings its Tea
All three of the ladies hug.. .their interaction to me seems genuine
They say Tea is giving Walona Good Times vibes… they fix their plates and sit down at the table and begin to talk about Dentist the menace and how she’s a terrorist on social media…
We cut to Tea’s confessional where she reveals she’s trying to get pregnant and admits being in this chaotic catty childish group that makes it hard … she fixes her plate and says she doesn’t need the extra drama…
Tea can’t fake the funk and says lets be real Heavenly is emotionally abusive and she is getting tired of being around a group of ladies who don’t seem genuine or have her best interest at heart.
The friends settle down at the table and Tess goes Fren but you get on socials angrily responding to Heavenly’s bullshit…
Production cuts to Tea talm bout Damon cheating on Heavenly and her saying Heavenly told her that Damon did cheat…
Chyyyleee I cannot, okay?
Tea then says I’m on defense and they all say that’s natural.. tea says I’m not gon always gon keep it sweet sometimes it’s going to be ON SIGHT pipin’ hot baby….
Tess then fills Tea in on Quad’s party like girl you missed Quad’s theatrics at her party…Pha Pha chimes in like yeah girl and she introduced us to her new man at the party…
Tea then goes she’s happy woo hoo that Quad has a new man…and basically she can keep my man name out her mouth
Tess says yeah hes handsome younger…
Pha Pha goes yeah he young and fresh…
They cut to Tea’s confessional where she hits Quad with a stray saying I hope he has money cause that what seems to be important
Tea wants to address the elepheant in the room and tells her gurls it made sense for her not to be invited to the birthday party
Pha Pha goes well hell let’s talk about the other elephant when it comes to Quad and Simone…
They then start brainstorming that they need a trip… they need to go have fun and reset…
Now ya’ll know…
Pha Pha is like I don’t want a NAPA valley situation and says she believes the group should do something drastic like get out of ATL get out of their comforzone…
Soooo they start talking about Glamping and remixing it cowboy style since black folks were the orginal cowboys..
Tea jokes and says we can redo my hoe down
Pha Pha says we will do that with new heaux
And Tess says well I’m an old heaux…
She and pha pha high five and they continue planning the shenanigans
Next Scene
Dr. Heavenly’s office
Her son Dr. Zach is there… she is coaching him on having bedside manner with patients and telling him to introduce himself as future Dr. Zachary Kimes
He goes in and introduces himself to the patient and she watches their interaction …she’s excited he’s going into dental school says he just graduated from UGA
Now he’s interning and learning from her he’s on payroll
Says he should pay her
Coaching him telling him he needs to put on mask and eyewear before fully dealing with the patient he says lets do it again then …
Starts from the beginning with the patient
Struggles to put on gloves patient is like I’m not here for this shit
Heavenly tells him to get different gloves and
Says she’s dr kimes not mommy
Ready for me
Heavenly comes in and works on the patient.. tells him to come on and get it together
You know how you have that one kid that’s different from the rest… and she’s not used to his talking back… she said she may fire him if he wasn’t her kids…
Tells him to get new gloves… he goes mommy
Next scene
Dr. Jackie goes in and sees her patient
Are they trying to make Jackie and Heavenly likable
Checking out patient she’s removing fibroids
ATL angels named Rian who has been playing ball with fibroids
Why are they common in black women…she’s not sure
Rian wants to have a baby with her partner via IVF
So they wanna remove fibroids
Talking about don’t freeze all them eggs
Next scene
Dr. Simone’s she’s making drinks her
Cecil gives her the box from Tess, Pha Pha and Tea
Dr. Heavenly gets her gift from Alaura what is it?
Quad pulls into her driveway and sees the package on her stoop
Toya sees hers as well
All the ladies read the messages together
About girls get away glamping and everyone is like Tess, Pha Pha and LaTesha?! Alaura laughs… Toya is like what the hell
They have the bandana’s and whatnot
Dusty hoes giving it…
Heavenly said are they going to tie her down and beat her ass…
The spurs
Toya scared she gon put out fires between Tess and Heavenly, Simone and Quad and Tea and Heavenly and Quad
Poor Toya
Cecil is like is a girls trip now a good opportunity for a lot of conversations to happen?
Between you and Quad and Sweet Tea and Quad and Heavenly and Tea
Simone says she and Quad definitely need to have a conversation … I don’t know how to approach it cause I owe her an apology for the comment about her niece…
Will real conversations happen
They could go well or wrong
Why go wrong? Rumor mill has it she wants an apology for Napa and I don’t owe her and ain’t giving her shit for it…I agree…
When you are not with us then conveniently you pop in cause events happen its disingenuous
She feels how she feels I feel how I feel … she doesn’t want someone to confront her about her shit
Cecil says you should have some break out sessions
Simone feels she is in a no win situation… good in the moment.. but any comment on social media and she back on that bullshit..
Cecil goes a great wise woman once said the apology is for you
Simone says you never
Pha Pha house
Apollo pulls up to get the boys
They greet each other
Pha says she’s going to Florida will be gone for 5 days
Apollo says he’s thinking about taking the boys camping and says they gon be eating they like to eat you out of everything
Pha Pha quickly introduces us to apollo like we don’t know him… they have been off and on since 1995
Remember on Housewives PhaPha lied about how many months she was pregnant cause she ain’t want us to know she was pregnant out of wedlock and they married after the fact
They are co-parenting very well and says its important they have a good relationship with their dad
Can he come in the house?
They go back to the reunion where she said he comes by the house but not inside.. .he’s not allowed in her house cause she don’t want that energy in there cause he cray
They boys hug her and walk to the car
What else yall doing while there in Florida
Pha is like I’m going with the same women you met during the reunion in New York … Toya who says she saw you at a restuarnt
Productions cuts to Toya saying to Pha Pha did I tell you I ran into your ex at a restaurant recently… no
I saw him it was funny after situation with situation with him his girl and the cheating thing… I love how Pha Pha plays dumb
Apollo caught cheating on new wife he married in prison after Pha Pha divorced him damn and my crazy ass was like so damn what happened … oh you and Pha Pha getting back together…
He said it was brief.. Pha Pha goes she acts like yall conversed for a long time and he said no she just asked me a couple things about marital affairs
Pha pha says how nosy
He was like yeah a little bit
Messy of Toya to be in his business… she don’t wanna hear or know about it…
Messy… Toya says no I’m not she says Pha Pha is being real guarded…Toya ima tell you k now you done seen how Pha Pha gets down and she read Kenya… you bout to be next keep playing…
Toya in my opinion is LUSTING after Apollo… she just is…
Then toya goes into how she during the Napa trip she asked her what did you tell the boys about what happened between you and their dad
She said my boys can read I answer
Toya says I usually answer questions before they’re asked Pha goes that’s good for you and your household
Toya says we don’t know about her we want the tea
Pha Pha is like I see you beyotch…
Says she put the epi pen in the bag
Swet Tea house making smoothie
Calling her twin and thinking about her sister baby shower and planning the shower
Greg says he feels pressure with sister in law being preggo
Tea says she’s preparing for her own motherhood journey and sister says she knows its rought seeing her pregnant
They end the call
Tea and G talk
Where the coasters at we look like savages … Dr. G please hush…
Tea says we need a new table
How was your day
You know I have pain issues with pelvis went to a pelvic pain clinic its been rough and menstral pain and we dealing with IVF stuff its not like I can’t get pregnant
We have about a year to try and get pregnant before they’ll say I’m officially infertile
Yeah we need to get going
How long do we try
What is cut off age for you…
Boom he says – with my schedule and how I’m feeling two years that’s as long as I can go..
She gets teary eyed says that’s soon
She didn’t think it would be a cut off that soon..
Tears rolling
Dr. G says I have to be realistic about what I can do
She feels the pressure…
I don’t wanna do that
I don’t wanna put it on us…
People have adopted
That’s a lot to think about
How badly do we want to have a kid
I want one badly
Orlando
Ladies are packing getting ready for their shit show – oops gurls trip
What is glamping
Pha tells Jackie you roast marshmellows and line dance
Tea is doing a sexy dance for Greg in her vest
Tess asks the kids to try on clothes to see how it’ll look
Toya wants to but her jeans
Heavenly calls Simone and asks her to wear a shirt that says STFU
She tells smone Pha Pha came over trying to be messy a lil bit how you gon get along with Contessa
Heavenly says I thought we was good
Pha Pha says I thought yall was close
She says everyone wants apologies and she apologized to everyone…
She wants you and Tea to be in a good place
Next day they’re headed to airport
All the ladies arrive for the shit show
They arrive in Orlando… we’re not sweeping anything under the rug trust me… Toya is preparing
Simone asks what time shit show starts…everyone piles into the SUV
Pha Pha says this will be the best experience…
Are there going to be cowboys..
Toya is excited she can feel it
Jackie says lets pray…
Safe trip filled with emotional intelligence …
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