Dorit Ain’t Playin’ With Kyle!

 Kyle, we are done with the gaslighting and tears, and Dorit says I’m not putting up with your shit and will confront you on sight  while keeping my foot on your neck until we have a real conversation about the demise of our “friendship”

Episode opens with Dorit and Kyle still going at it at Sutton’s surrealism party, and Dorit is holding Kyle’s feet to the fire like any real friend would… 

Dorit is telling Kyle to be honest about why she’s mad and isolated her. Kyle forever in victim mode is accusing Dorit of being “aggressive”  

Let’s define aggressive real quick – it means to attack or confront. Is Dorit really attacking Kyle or is she tired of Kyle gaslighting her with the victim mentality? Or is Dorit confronting her friend and calling her on her bullshit because she’s sick of her friend lying about the nature of their 8 year friendship by downplaying it

So anyway Dorit say she’s no longer putting up with Kyle’s shit

And is pissed about how Kyle was on the amazon live saying Dorit has exaggerated their friendship and they weren’t that close only vacationed together once because of their husbands …

Dorit is hurt because a woman she viewed as her bestfriend shitted away their friendship by downplaying it

Kyle then goes back to her woe is me saying Dorit really hurt her at Bravocon when Andy’s messy ass asked her which Hilton sister is her favorite

Remember Dorit was drinking the water when Kyle bumped her and made her spill the water to which Dorit joked saying Kathy was her favorite Hilton sister..

Dorit is like come on Kyle that was a joke you know that

Then kyle says remember how I cried on stage when I shared about having a rough two years?

Kyle, please help me understand what was so ROUGH? Cause you haven’t shared shit about what was going on in your marriage. Your friends confronted you mercilessly at the dinner during Season 13 where they confronted you about not wearing your wedding ring and you vague at best, literally dancing around the issues plaguing your marriage because you want to save face then Kyle looks at Dorit, ssaying I’ve shared things with you

Then of course kyle does what she does best when she can’t get her way… she turnsn on the water works

Dorit then gut checks her like you think I’m an idiot you went on Amazon live to get back at me for what I said on Watch What Happens Live.

Then they cut to a scene of Dorit on Watch What Happens Live when Andy messy ass asks Dorit, “How has you and Kyle’s relationship been affected by Kyle’s relationship with Morgan?” Dorit answered truthfully saying since Kyle got closer to Morgan she’s distanced herself from me..”

Then Dorit says Kyle please be honest and say “Dorit I’m pissed at you for blowing up my spot with Morgan. You made that comment and now Morgan is pissed at me and we’re feuding” We all know why this is why Kyle put Dorit on ice… it has nothing to do with Dorit reading a couple lines from the text message during the reunion and has everything to do with Kyle’s relationship with Morgan and how she put Dorit on the backburner for Morgan…

Dorit goes on and says after my appearance on Watch What Happens Live you isolated me and didn’t speak to me for months

Kyle goes I didn’t have the strength I was struggling

Dorit calls bullshit and says even if you were struggling it doesn’t mean you can treat me like shit

Kyle is like you know I’ve been struggling for the last two years its been hard

Kyle please tell we the people what’s been hard? You haven’t given us anything so therefore we cannot empathize or sympathize and at this point I don’t care what you’re going thru because not you’re deflecting and making others be the problem when mama pick up a mirror cause it’s all YOU

Dorit then says Grace time is over

Kyle gets up from the table and does what she does best whenever pressed – she runs!

Dorit gets up as well

Kyle goes to the front of Sutton’s waiting for her car and is met by Garcelle who asks what happened and Kyle goes I thought we would have a civil conversation but I couldn’t get thru to her and Garcelle agrees like yeah I know how that goes

Dorit talking during her confessional like I don’t give a fuck when I see you it’s on sight I’m keeping my foot on your neck

Like a victim Kyle continues to stand on the curb and just about runs when she sees Dorit come to the front waiting for her car

Sutton is so oblivious to what’s going on and Boz tells her baby they were arguing and now they are gone

Next scene we see the goddess her self Boz and her entourage headed to her Bad Ass Seminar and we get a list of her accolades..

First her name is Bozoma which meands goddess and she is definitely walking in THAT

Forbes has named her #1 influential CMO in the world

Ebony has named her one of the most powerful execs in the world

She is just a bad ass chick going into the second phase of her career and teaching others how to walk in their authority and pivot

While speaking at her conference she lets her audience know that she is a widow

Her husband passed away the day her daughter was born. She feels like her husband was robbed of the opportunity of being a dad

Now is it me but is Sutton fake for meeting up with Kyle?

Suttons told her bestie Jennifer Tilley that she was a bad friend to Kyle last season and all I keep remembering is how Kyle was insinuating that she was a pill popping alcoholic soooo ummm yeah…

Anyway Kyle and Sutton meet up at a hotel for drinks.

Kyle arrives first then Sutton arrives a few moments later and orders a drink. Then says she was at the same hotel a month ago and had botox done and asks does she look good…

Kyle make a face like ive seen better …

They cut to Sutton’s confessional where a producer asks why do you trust Kyle and Sutton goes what makes you think I trust Kyle?

Anyway they talk about Kyle’s uglass handbag and Kyle transitions the conversation into a family trip they took back in April where Kyle says she and Mo had separate rooms and claim they get along.

Sutton goes yeah for now

Kyle is like no we will continue to get along

Sutton then goes on and thinks Kyle should get out of lala land and says when it comes to money she needs to get her ducks in a row, Kyle is like nah we’re 50/50 and talks about how she helped start the agency and Mo mentioned her in interviews and his book

And Sutton is like forensic accountants will say fuck that book and burn that shit. She tells Kyle she wants her to be rational but hey if Kyle can’t get to the root of being honest about why Mo moved out how is she going to be rational about proceeding to file for divorce when she’s delusional

Now while Kyle and Sutton are talking

We cut to Boz who is getting her charcuterie board together because she’s having Erika and Dorit over to kiki and hav winefor snacks My good sis is sprinkling gold dust on her food tray while talking to her assistant about her two new gal pals 

I don’t know but I see Boz, Dorit and Erika forming a fast friendship 

Dorit tells Erika she and Boz bonded within 30 minutes of knowing each other and she has good energy 

The ladies are met at the door by Boz who instructs them to take off their shoes and before they step out into her oasis she has slippers waiting for them 

As they sit Boz pours wine and Erika asks what’s tea what you think about everyone ? Brass tax

Sooo Boz tells the ladies she met with Sutton who gave her a bit of backstory on the ladies and explained about the beef between Dorit and Kyle.

Sooo Boz asks Dorit what’s the issue between her and Kyle and Dorit says she wish she knew because Kyle keeps switching up  what she’s mad about. Fir

what’s going on is layered she isolated me

Dorit says Kyle is mad at her but keeps switching up what she’s mad about first asked about her marriage on camera, then at the reunion when Kyle and Kathy were having their spat and Dorit inserted herself saying hey can we just agree that Kathy needs some support, feels like you wanted to be on the side of what the audience thinks. it’s also the bravocon situation with Andy messy ass asking which Hilton sister is her favorite she’s sipping water and Kyle bumped her arm making her water spill, they all laugh as Dorit says Kathy is her favorite… it’s like get a life lady…

What happens now she came into the conversation and make Dorit feel bad for me and she will get over it and Dorit is like I’m over that shit

Kyle tells Sutton she came into the conversation calm and wanted to get her point across i.e. manipulate Dori into feeling sorry for her … Kyle says Dorit came in hot..and was catching strays…reacting to the things she’s been doing

Do you miss her

I’m too angry for that.. she wasn’t nice … I have a lack of trust and she lacks self awareness to anyone’s feelings… Kyle says you made that bed now you have to lie in it… girl BYE!

Dorit says they are two sets of rules when it comes to Kyle.

I’m sick of Erika trying to straddle the fence saying she sees both sides… this statement isn’t going to fair well over the next few episodes. Erika needs to pick a side and stop being chicken shit because this is going to come to head sooner or later..

Erika says they’re both experiencing the same situation of separating from their husbands while Mo and PK are living their best lives

What’s going on… Dorit says its been a tumultuous two years

Boz asks how she’s navigating this situation with her kids and Dorit says they still don’t know and basically PK was always out drinking and for weeks at a time wouldn’t come home while he was on business trips and that’s how she’s treating this situation so she really doesn’t have to talk about the separation because the kids rarely see him anyways waiting to see what happens… are they going to reconcile

Dorit says there is always that possibility

Sutton is throwing Kyle a pitty pajama pizza party because Mo replaced their picture with a picture of him and his Dancing with the Stars partner…

I’m kinda sick of Sutton .. .anyway she’s on the phone with Kathy and they decide to rope Erika in on the let’s give Kyle the attention she’s craving … this whole situation was annoying. Anyway Erika and Kathy arrive to Sutton’s to prep… she says Kyle seems down lets go cheer her up

The ladies are like booo Mo is a clown why you putting pictures up… Ericka says Tom had a picture of the woman he was screwing under the bed soo who is she to judge

Anyway we cut to Kyle lying in the bed on the phone with Sophia who’s on the way to dinner and a movie with friends…

Kyle is talking about her home is so quiet and she’s not used to it …she gets scared… again Kyle why is your home quiet? Why is Mo not living there? We need the tea cause you’re being evasive we don’t know what the straw was to break the camel’s back

Anyway the 3 stooges are on the way to Kyle’s and are devising a plan on how to get Kyle to open the gate and Erika says let’s say we’re from Amazon since Kyle is always ordering from there. Kathy then starts using this lame Darth Vader type voice to pretend she’s a driver. Anyway Kyle and Porsha are at the house in the kitchen when they get a notification that there is someone at the gate.

Anyway the ladies get thru race up to Kyle’s door and duck so she can’t see it’s them. Kyle and Porsha go to the door and still can’t see anyone so they open the door and Surprise it’s the three stooges saying hey we want to cheer you up with the pity pizza pajama party.

Anyway they head to the kitch and begin preparing their pizzas and wine and get dressed in their pjs…

I’m sorry but this whole

Where is garcelle?

She’s in Atlanta making black girl movies

Sutton goes we are here for you and want you to know that… Mo’s moved out and it’s a lot…I aws looking at wedding photos and started crying

Kathy throws shade You look like you could be his daughter…he has aged … Kyle he looks good…Kathy is making fun of Mo’s midlife crisis in the gym where he is basically showing his body off and getting

Kathy says she heard a lot about Mo talking about her and her family .. so she’s gonna stay tossing shade…

Sutton then talka about her ex

Erika says just prepare because I loved too much

Kyle we have the utmost respect for each other

He sent me flowers on Mother’s Day

Sutton said I used to get texts now nothing

Erika is like Sutton you got that nice monthly settlement of $350k a month, the Andy Warhol prints and Couture collection fawk a text message

Sutton says that means nothing

Erika like gurl stop capping

Kyle thinks her situation is going to be normal and she thinks all things will be amicable and she’s in delulu land…

Sooo basically the ladies leave this wa

Final scene Dorit and PK meet for dinner

PK is like how do you like single PK

Dorit is like whoa

How do you feel he feels edgy he didn’t know how bad his drinking was and they talk about how they don’t speak to each other nicely whatsoever

When you’re in a mood you can’t snap out of it.

Deep rooted resentment at what life has thrown at us

He used to be her number one and what he wants in a marriage is spouse coming first you were a socially vibrant busy always with me spouse and you’re not her anymore

Sooo is PK jelly that Dorit is doing her thing and making him feel bad

Kyle again is being specifically vague on her issues 

Sooo PK is jelly that Dorit is making the money being entrepreneurial and its hurting his ego

We’re not going to talk 5times a day

We have to break co-dependency…

He wants to give her space to break the co-dependency

She thought they could navigate the separation together

Not sure where we go next

They hug it out and go their separate ways