Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Producers tell Dorit, ‘Sh!t or Get Off the Pot’

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No cap, but Dorit said what y’all not gon do is keep my coins, and yes I’m about to spill all of the tea about my marriage with PK in …3…2…1

Season 14, Episode 1, Dorit joins Erika at the furniture store, and before she can ask Dorit how she is doing, Dorit says you want the good news or bad news?

Five seconds later, Dorit reveals she and PK have split, and their marriage has been on the rocks since the home invasion PK downplays her PTSD, PK is an alcoholic, and how she is preparing to come for Vyle, her former bestie.

Ericka’s reaction to the separation news gave dramatics, but I digress. Anyway, Erika tells Dorit that she will be there for her no matter what, then tells her, hey, after we leave from picking out furniture, I’m going to meet with Kyle. Do you want me to say to her or keep quiet cause I don’t want to betray your trust.

That gave me so much more respect for Erika. How many friends will say hey, I don’t want to betray your trust? What should I do? Anyway, Dorit thanks Erika, and she tells her not to tell Kyle because she and Kyle aren’t on the best terms.

We left Dorit and Kyle last season feuding because Kyle felt Dorit should not have inserted her nose into her and Kathy’s argument on the reunion couch. Then, to make matters worse, Dorit shows Erika a text from Kyle where Kyle is saying I don’t want us to come to blows on this couch - let’s keep our issues intact, and I don’t want to lose a friend over a TV show. Dorit felt very much like she was being manipulated, and she was.

Erika is doing her best to play Switerzland and be there for both friends.

She and Dorit hug it out and Ericka heads to see Kyle.

Ericka knocks on Kyle’s door

We cut to Kyle and her confessional and speaking about how Alexia and Mo have moved out.

Wait, whet!

Last season, Kyle tip-toed around her issues with Mo, so her sitting in her confessional talking about how hard it has been since he left doesn’t resonate well with me as a viewer because you haven’t been transparent so at this point. I don’t give a good god dayum about you trying to draw sympathy.

Anyway Kyle asks Erika if she can get her something to drink, and Erika is like coke please and so Kyle has to make this situation about HER once again and says, “I haven’t had coke in a year.”

Again, Kyle, we the people do not care. Anyway as they converse, Erika reveals she just left from meeting with Dorit and Kyle gets into this diatribe victim blaming, accusing Dorit of being the reason why they aren’t seeing eye to eye.

By the look on Erika’s face she’s not picking up what Kyle is putting down.

So basically we have a tale of two friendships

Dorit has been an avid Kyle STAN. Whenever Kyle needs her she has been there, holding her down. Dorit has confided in Kyle they have double dated with their husbands and have shared shabot dinner etc.

Kyle on the other hand has gone public saying she and Dorit are friendly at best and they’ve gone on one vacation. On an amazon live Kyle spilled the beans downplaying their friendship. Then she talked about Bravocon when Andy asked which Richards sister does she like the best? Dorit is in the middle of sipping water when Kyle bumps her arm causing her to spill her water so Dorit jokes and says Kathy is her favorite. Everyone on stage laughs because it’s a funny joke.

Kyle then tells Erika that Dorits actions hurt her feelings.

Really, Kyle?

Kyle, it’s time to READ you, miss mama’s

Let’s keep it real.

Kyle GASLIT us last season. She and Mo were having marital problems, that she was vague about at best. She formed a “friendship” with a tattooed lesbian crooner Morgan Wade and ADOPTED Morgan’s personality. Kyle stopped drinking, started working out excessively, and started deflecting and distancing herself from the other ladies on the show.

For over 13 seasons we’ve watched her bully, poke and prod her way into the other ladies business i.e. we watched her and the Force fox 5 bully Denise Richards off the show when Denise refused to talk about a threesome in front of her daughters to her getting the ladies to turn on Vanderpump.

Each of the ladies on this show have had their lives blown up but Kyle gets to sit here free and clear without telling we the people what caused the rift in her breakup with Mo.

Next scene we see Garcelle who is in Atlanta shooting her new movie. Garcelle reveals that at the age of 50 + she is working more than she ever has in her career. She recalls that when she entered Hollywood she was told that she wouldn’t have a career in her 40s and here she is thriving in her 50s.

Garcelle’s son Oliver is in Atlanta visiting her and they sit in her hotel room and kiki for a minute. Garcelle gets an update on her grandson and talks about how she raised Oliver on the set of the Jamie Foxx show. She then asks about his girlfriend and, during her confessional, says she doesn’t want Oliver rushing into anything else, especially since he has been with a few Bravolebrities and has another baby on the way.

Next scene - news breaks about PK and Dorit’s separation. Of course all the ladies have something to say. Sutton’s house manager Havi reads the news to her.

Garcelle throws shade about the post being longwinded like Dorit

Kyle calls Erika who reveals that she knew but Dorit asked her not to tell any of the ladies.

Dorit surprisingly goes over to Kathy Hilton’s house

PK meets Mo at a restaurant where they talk about navigating the separation. PK reveals that since he’s been sober he doesn’t like Dorit and she doesn’t listen.

Dorit is spilling the beans to Kathy about PK being an alcoholic.

Next scene Sutton is preparing for her Surrealism party. Her bestie Jennifer Tilley shows up wearing a black swan costume.

Dorit shows up wearing

a disc none the less she ATE the lewk as usual.

Dorit is then introduced to new housewife Boz who is a friend of Sutton’s. They quickly bond and Dorit ends up spilling the beans about her relationship being Splitsville. Boz and Dorit form a quick alliance.

Next all of the other ladies arrive. Kyle finds herself at the table with Erika and Garcelle who she reveals that she hasn’t felt that safe to talk about what’s been going on.

Garcelle asks about her relationship with Morgan.

All the other ladies come to the table and they kiki.

Dorit strolls by and calls Kyle out. They have a few words and then Dorit gets closer to Erika saying how awkward she feels.

Sutton and Garcelle want no parts so they get up and get a drink.

Sutton then calls the party goers to the stage where she introduces the artist who is performing.

After the performance Kyle asks Dorit if they can talk and the gloves are off.

Dorit basically tells Kyle she is no longer going to allow her to manipulate her or spin the narrative about why their friendship is in the gutter.

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